I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

This is SUCH bullshit. I've been stuck at Nancy's house, with a computer that was constructed in the stone age, making it practically impossible to keep up with Blur. And my friend Kirsten visited, so I couldn't very well sit at the computer while she was there.

So here I am, at my sister's apartment, on her very new and fast laptop. BUT. Wouldn't you know its just my luck that Youtube decides to be "down for maintenace." Why me? What have I done to deserve this cruel and depressing punnishment?


Adieu untill Youtube returns.

Endless Possibilities

This is for us weird Damo fans. :D <3

Oh... To be one of those hands.... :]

Life would be just a Blur with you, Damon, by my side,
There would be not one sensation I could hide.
We would just sit back and enjoy life’s wild ride.
We would’ve been adventurous,
Made sure there was nothing we hadn’t tried,
Like see some jungle Gorillaz or the beach’s tide.
All around the globe we might have flied.
We would have no rules to abide.
Our love would have never died.
About none of this, have I lied.

Les Objets Des Mes Affections

Poem from 8th grade that I find quite hilarious. :P


People call me crazy,
I guess it may be true.
But there are just too many celebrities
To love no more than two!
I swear it's not an obsession...
But regarding loosing interest,
I see no progression.
I probably seem psychotic,
but these stars are like snakes,
extremely hypnotic.
For these boys I have a major craving,
Their dreamy features are conducive to misbehaving...

You played a penguin in last summer’s hottest movie,
So obviously, Shia, I think you're quite groovy!
Damon, oh lovely Damon, you charmed me with your British way,
It’s only YOUR music I sing to every day.
And you, my dear Leo, you're too much to bear,
From everything you do or say to the Howard Hughes hair!

By now you must think I'm insane,
But these guys add some spice...
Like the curry in rice.
Without them, life would be mundane.

Gorillaz Go Bananaz Competition

"So the judging is over and Team Bananaz has made its final, indisputable decision as to the winners. Certainly not an easy decision but at last the list has been chosen.

First Place: 'Hood Hopping by heapsgood
Second Place: Possessed? Or Delicious? by PedestrianWolf
Joint Third Place: The Ripe, The Rotten, The Yellow by el_pierco13
Bananas by olymkan
Banana Free Lifestyle PSA by haylers47

Okay so we couldn't choose between you three for third place... Way too difficult and what better thing to do than give you all prizes! I am going to be busy handmaking the prizes so give me a little time and again well done to everyone who took part!
Love,
Ceri and Team Bananaz"


http://www.bananazfilm.com/babelgumcompetition/

Good news for people who love bad news

I'm moving back to Texas! I suppose this now concludes my memoirs overseas.

Back to my old house, old friends. It will be nice. But I can't just drop the past three years like a hot potato. I found who I was in that house, found the one band that changed my life, picked a style. So many memories set in this concrete monster.


He that hath the steerage of my course... Direct my sail.

It's been over three years now, I want my life back.

Seriously, Damon. Enough's enough now. I've been infatuated with you for over three years and you're not helping things at all by getting better looking all the time and saying dreamy things in interviews and staying humble and continuing to make every song you're in better than it has any right to be.

What's your deal, Sir?

When are you going to O.D. on meth and murder some kittens so I can get over you, huh? I haven't got all life, you know.

I thought the fact that your left front tooth was punched out would change how I felt about you, but then you got a sexy gold tooth and I was back at square one. Way to blow it.

*sigh*

I though 2009 would bring some relief for me. Psh, what a joke. You went and announced a Blur reunion! Well, that just didn't help at all because I got my hopes all up that you might do a world tour. So far you've only announced UK dates. What the hell is that about??? It's not fair.

Oh, who am I kidding? It's going to take the kitten thing. Thanks for trying though. You're a peach.