Les Objets Des Mes Affections

Poem from 8th grade that I find quite hilarious. :P


People call me crazy,
I guess it may be true.
But there are just too many celebrities
To love no more than two!
I swear it's not an obsession...
But regarding loosing interest,
I see no progression.
I probably seem psychotic,
but these stars are like snakes,
extremely hypnotic.
For these boys I have a major craving,
Their dreamy features are conducive to misbehaving...

You played a penguin in last summer’s hottest movie,
So obviously, Shia, I think you're quite groovy!
Damon, oh lovely Damon, you charmed me with your British way,
It’s only YOUR music I sing to every day.
And you, my dear Leo, you're too much to bear,
From everything you do or say to the Howard Hughes hair!

By now you must think I'm insane,
But these guys add some spice...
Like the curry in rice.
Without them, life would be mundane.